Pumpkin Cleaner

I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Vegetables contain important nutrients necessary for healthy hair and skin as well.

What good is a reward if you ain’t around to use it?

You weren’t on any mercy mission this time.