Grey Rooster Perl

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What do you mean?

All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit … that’s why I’m transferring to business school!

Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness.

You mean it controls your actions?

I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like my father before me.

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What?!

It’s more like … suicide.