Trouser Meat Gun

I suggest you try it again, Luke.

You mean it controls your actions?

All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit … that’s why I’m transferring to business school!

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How am I supposed to fight?

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness.